Skills: Can explain (and diagram) the entire supply chain in detail after 30 years in food manufacturing.
Noteworthy: Takes losses like a champ, like the time he was pinned by the entire Chicago Knockers mud wrestling team.
Bragging Rights: Drove a 1972 Plymouth Barracuda at age 15 — for a few minutes, anyway, before wrecking it and having to give it back to his sis’s boyfriend.